Wednesday, September 21, 2016

There's an App for That

With the LuDela Smart Candle, you can now light a candle with your smartphone.  The flame is real and you can read about the technology here.  Perhaps my favorite part of the story is how voice integration is planned for the future.  I hope they will have a recording of Jim Morrison singing 'Light My Fire.'

If we can't even light a candle anymore, what else will soon become automated?


Tying shoes
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It's just too much effort to bend down.



Brushing teeth
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It's so boring just standing in front of the sink.



Walking the dog
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All they do is sniff and pee.



Shaving
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Every day it's the same thing.



Waving to people
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It's bad enough we made eye contact.



Smiling
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It just feels wrong.



Falling in love

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Romance is the worst.


Making a baby
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Just get it over with.



Having a baby

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Just get it over with.



Playing with a baby

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They're not even cute.



Being parents
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The kids always take over the computer.




Living
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There's no time for it.

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